Reason I Love Reading Things in List Form

10. The Count Down
The count down is an exciting and promises that things will get better as I read.

9. They're Easy to Read
All good instructions are in list form. The best instructions have pictures so I don't have to read at all but still understand what's going on.

8. Skippable
I don't have time to read, even if I have gone to a website to read an article. With a list I can just read the title of the list item, if it sounds interesting I will read more. I wish my computer and my head had a “The Matrix” plug.

7. Food
Cereal always puts things in list form. What does that mean? It means you can eat at the same time as reading and still keep track of what you have read.

6. God Approved
Every important thing is in list form:

1. The 10 Commandments 
2. Grocery list 
3. CPR instructions 
4. Frozen Dinner instructions
5. People's Top 100 
6. How to get rid of a dead body  

Mainly every thing you need to live. And yes, that is a list in a list.


5. You Can Sing Them
What's the best song you have ever heard? I'll take a guess and say either Brian McKnight - Your Like A Dream Come True or The Fray - How To Save A Life. What do these two songs have in common? That's right they both have a list.

4. Solid Feeling Numbers
A good list is an even number and a multiple of 5. Wait, 5 is not an even number. And you believed me, you're so stupid. Oh, this is not a reason why I like lists; I needed to fill in some space.

3. Shamwow
I don't have time to read, even if I have gone to a website to read an article. With a list I can just read the title, if it sounds interesting I will read more. I wish my computer and my head had a “The Matrix” plug

2. Assimilation
Know your place. Everything has a spot on The List. If you change; We'll just make a new The List and in it list the ways you have changed. And yes, that was a list in a list. And yes, the new The List will be a list in a list.

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Congratulations you made it all the way to 10. Now get out there and make some sexy quick readin' lists for the world to ignore. As you sit there, alone on your computer; Desperately try to think of something interesting to write on twitter, but I depress, I mean digress. No... I mean depress.